Life's Tough for These People!

Thanks to Liam McEneany, a comic who lives in our office,
we got the latest dirt on celebs who are having a tough time...

ABC President Steve McPherson has offered Paula Abdul a spot on “Dancing with the Stars,” but her role on the show “will depend on where her head is at.” So in other words, her role will be as a bottle of whiskey.

The Panda Cam at the San Diego Zoo crashed because of increased Internet traffic of people trying to see the cub that was born last week. Which just goes to show, people on the Internet will masturbate to anything.

Brad Pitt says in an interview with Parade magazine that the secret stone grotto behind the waterfall in his pool is “a great place for sex.” Parade also named America’s number one worst job: cleaning Brad Pitt’s pool.

An African plant that manufactures blue jeans is being investigated for toxic dumping. Usually when you hear a sentence with the words “blue jeans” and “toxic dump," it starts, “Lindsay Lohan was out partying last night…”

GM exited bankruptcy, promising to be sleeker, faster, and more responsive. Or, as GM’s chairman put it, “The company promises to be the opposite of the cars we make.”

After all this news, these people definitely need a laugh at Comix!

P.S. Check out where Liam tests these jokes HERE.