Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Life's Tough for the more popular dinosaurs...

For too long we've been betrayed by the mass media's portrayal of certain dinosaurs!

Dan Telfer sets the record straight:


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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Life's Tough when you can't afford the A-Team...

That's right: F-Team is your best bet!


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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Life's Tough for Mario...

Video Game Humor?! On a club's blog?!


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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Life's Tough for Dog Owners...

Don't let your dog die...EVER!!!!!


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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Life's GREAT for us when this show starts...

This is great. I hope he gets a show:


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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Life's Tough if you made the Three Wolf Moon Shirt...

I know most people already know about this, but Oh MY GOD.

Internet Irony makes me cry laughing:


If you need some background:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Wolf_Moon


Here are my favorite reviews:

#1: B. Govern
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

#2:
by Lowwwwi
For you left brain types out there, who are still unsure on whether or not this shirt would make a wise purchase, allow me to break it down for you.

Most shirts like this only contain one wolf. This shirt has three wolves, plus a moon. You are basically getting three wolves and a moon for the price on one wolf. You won't find that deal anywhere else.

#3:
by Seth G. Macy
I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn't think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie.


Find your own!
http://tinyurl.com/2dsbdej

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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Life's Tough if you've ever owned a car in NYC...

This is the only store that helps...


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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Life's Tough with friends like these....

I've done this on my own...


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Friday, June 4, 2010

Life's Tough when everything you make turns out like this...

Kid Teaches Class How to Make This:


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Thursday, June 3, 2010

Life's Tough when you can't stop rocking!

This is who I'd like to be when I grow up:


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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Life's Tough when you're on LOST

It doesn't matter how it ended! This is the reason they made the series!


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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Life's Tough when you weren't born to steal...

This guy should not quit his day job...which is pretending to do stuff like this...


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Friday, May 21, 2010

Life's Tough when your parents screw with you...

What's that urban legend about mixing pop rocks with babies?


See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.


Lest We forget this:

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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Life's Great when you do this every morning....

If only I could remember to do this every day:


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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Life's Tough when you're a ghost trying to study...

I ain't afraid o' no NERD ghosts:


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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Life's Tough for Germans...

Germans who think this is a good idea:


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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Life's Tough when you think this is funny...

I don't want to analyze too much, but I think the fact that this is over a decade late makes it all the funnier:


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Monday, May 10, 2010

Life's Tough when you gotta get outta there!

After the first two minutes I was laughing pretty hard...

Then, I couldn't help but think I'd wasted most of my youth watching the same movie over and over:


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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Life's Tough for Tyra Banks...

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly...and Tyra...

You have achieved something:


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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Life's Great for Miss Fag Hag 2010...

Tanya O'Debra "Miss Bowery," has been crowned Miss Fag Hag 2010! The Second Annual Miss Fag Hag Pageant, a benefit for The Hetrick-Martin Institute, The Home of the Harvey Milk School was held at Comix last night, May 2nd.



Hosted by Cabaret/Comedy duo Mel and El, the show featured 10 girls competing, pageant style, in attempt to win the coveted title "Miss Fag Hag". The categories were Evening Wear, Talent, Question & Answer, The Skinnygirl Margarita Online Video Challenge, Producer Interview, and Presenting Your Gay in a Swimsuit. The swimsuit included themes like Lillith Fair, Coppertone Baby and Titanic, where Elyse Beye, "Miss Union Square's" gay counter part, Steve Parmenter was dressed in Leo DeCaprio garb and stripped to tiny skibbies to howls from the skin-hungry crowd. O'Debra was also the winner of the Skinnygirl Margarita Online Video Challenge and received a gift pack from Bethenny Frankel, including a bottle of Skinnygirl Margarita and her books, "Skinnygirl Dish" and "Naturally Thin!"


Celebrity judges included Hedwig and the Angry Inch creator John Cameron Mitchell, the Marble Faun of Grey Gardens Jerry Torre, the Village Voice's Michael Musto and surprise last-minute addition, Sordid Lives and Will and Grace funnyman, Leslie Jordan.

The Final Three: Jillian Snow Harris, Crystal Clements, and Tanya O'Debra

Second Runner up was "Miss Bushwick," Crystal Clements. 1st Runner up was "Miss Lower East," Jillian Snow Harris, who competed last year. It was tough competition with Jillian's rousing Liza impression that made a huge splash in the first pageant. Judge, Michael Musto noted "You are the first biological female to do Liza... including Liza."

Performers and presenters on-hand were Broadway's Darius de Haas, singing the opening number "Dreamgirls, with Lexi Lawson (Rent) and Rebecca Covington (Mamma Mia!)." BBC darling and MNN star, Margarita Pracatan, Singer/Songwriter, Charlene Lite, the Spangles Dance Company, Sahara Davenport from RuPaul's Drag Race, publishing powerhouse,Judith Regan, VH1 Tough Love's Abiola Abrams, Jon Wolfe Nelson from The L Word, Stephen Wallem from Nurse Jackie, Broadway's Daniel Robinson, Kate McKinnon from Logo's Big Gay Sketch Show, MTV's Legally Blonde: The Search for the Next Elle Woods winner Bailey Hanks, Billy Eichner writer for Logo's Big Gay Sketch Show, Miss Fag Hag 2009Heather Shields and a video message from a pregnant Bethenny Frankel, who said "No make up today guys: Pregnancy Card"

The sold-out show was presented by Adolpho Blaire, Paul Case and Shawn Hollenbach, directed by Adolpho Blaire and created by Shawn Hollenbach.


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