Thursday, August 27, 2009

Life's Tough When You're Getting Checked for STDs...

Jon Dore is swinging into Comix Sept. 4th-5th!

But he's making sure he's healthy before the big weekend...

I think we should all get checked- I mean, have a laugh at Comix!

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Life's Tough for These People!

Thanks to Liam McEneany, a comic who lives in our office,
we got the latest dirt on celebs who are having a tough time...

ABC President Steve McPherson has offered Paula Abdul a spot on “Dancing with the Stars,” but her role on the show “will depend on where her head is at.” So in other words, her role will be as a bottle of whiskey.

The Panda Cam at the San Diego Zoo crashed because of increased Internet traffic of people trying to see the cub that was born last week. Which just goes to show, people on the Internet will masturbate to anything.

Brad Pitt says in an interview with Parade magazine that the secret stone grotto behind the waterfall in his pool is “a great place for sex.” Parade also named America’s number one worst job: cleaning Brad Pitt’s pool.

An African plant that manufactures blue jeans is being investigated for toxic dumping. Usually when you hear a sentence with the words “blue jeans” and “toxic dump," it starts, “Lindsay Lohan was out partying last night…”

GM exited bankruptcy, promising to be sleeker, faster, and more responsive. Or, as GM’s chairman put it, “The company promises to be the opposite of the cars we make.”

After all this news, these people definitely need a laugh at Comix!

P.S. Check out where Liam tests these jokes HERE.

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Monday, August 24, 2009

Working the Room

Friday, August 21, 2009

Life's Tough for Louis CK...

The greatest cinematic feat by any comedian:

Todd Barry eloquently states what we've all been thinking...


Catch more of Todd Barry September 10th-12th at Comix!

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Life's Tough for Children of Nudists...

I showed this to my Mom to let her know that she did everything right:

Quote from one staff member:
"Oh, I love the cabinets in that kitch-DEAR GOD!"

We all need a laugh at Comix right now!

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Life's Tough for Town Hall Protesters...

Voicing concerns and fear about "Obamacare" was easy...

Until they hired Barney Frank, a stand-up comedian with chops like Carlin...
Who knew?!

I just added Barney Frank to our list of potential headliners.

After this town hall meeting, we all need a laugh at Comix!

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Life's Tough for Office Workers Who Friend Their Bosses on Facebook.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Life's Tough for Surfers...

Sometimes our ever-articulate entertainers and political leaders just can't match a REAL PERSON speaking from his heart.

Never say that one man can't make a difference...
Inspiring a generation, here is the guy I can't stop watching:

After hitting a wave as like rad as this one, I just, you know, KAPOW! need to laugh at Comix!

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Life's Tough for those with Summer Jobs...

Does your job get a lot of bad press?

The owner of this pizza joint needs a laugh at Comix!

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Monday, August 10, 2009

Life's Tough when you're running for mayor...

One person on staff at Comix told us that politics in Ohio is rough:
People get disenfranchised, voting results are hazy, and the smartest politician in the state (Dennis Kucinich) will never gain power since he looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.

But nothing could prepare us for the bold and intelligent public debates that take place for a position as small as the mayor of Toledo.

Here is a sample:

I'm not sure who needs to laugh more!
But they both should laugh it off at Comix!

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Life's Tough for people having summer fun...

The hot August days have arrived, and one way to stay cool is to watch this video 100 times:

"Still Funny After 100 Views"

This goalie needs a laugh at Comix!

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Monday, August 3, 2009

Life's Tough for people at Disney World...

Another Comix staff member spent the weekend at Disneyworld (Jealous? Neither were we...)

But after looking through other people's family photos, we found a few kids that were so ugly, the Beast decided there shouldn't be proof that they ever came to the Magic Kingdom!

Tangentially, here is Walt's first prototype of the famed Monorail:

After all this scariness, we all need a laugh at Comix!

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