Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Life's Tough for child actors...

I wonder what kind of work he gets now...

"Toothbrush Pantomime"

This kids needs a laugh at Comix!

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Free Cocktails and More at the First Friday Roundup at Comix

Like free drinks?
Like prizes?
Like Texas?

Then we've got your Friday evening covered! This Friday, and the first Friday of every month, Comix hosts Tex in the City's First Friday Roundup. Tex in the City creates projects that bring people together with a special focus on theater, comedy and music, and aim to bring theirTexas hospitality to all every networking, social and artistic events.

This week, we're offering free cocktails, $4 Lone Star beer, and a raffle with amazing prizes! So come to Comix this Friday, October 2nd from 6:30 to 9pm, and don't forget to RSVP by emailing This event usually fills up quickly!

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Life's Tough for Conan O'Brien

Here's a video of our brave and intrepid Tonight Show host cracking his skull on the floor of his own stage. Get well Coco!

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Monday, September 28, 2009

At Comix, We're Not Here to Make Friends, We're Here to Make You Laugh

Here's an amazing montage by Rich at FourFour of people on reality shows saying "I'm not here to make friends". Instead of staying in and watching shows like this, come to Comix! Tonight we've got Freestyle Love Supreme!

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Friday, September 25, 2009

Though the recession is supposedly over,
this news team can't afford a creative director as good as ours!

Expense Cutting At News Station - Watch more Funny Videos

The reporter probably needs a laugh more than the kid who dodged the train!

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Life's Tough when you can't see...

"On your right!"

This was like an episode of Global Guts, only sadder.

This is Spanish Mascot needs to "ja-ja-ja" at Comix

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Life's Tough when you're switching styles...

For awhile the entire office has been looking to spice up their wardrobes...

Finally we can take what we already have and make it better, thanks to!

Winkers makes special designs that "wink" as you walk! All you have to do is send them a pair of jeans that fit correctly, and they'll give you that extra flare you and your butt cherish.

Here are a few examples of their fabulous artwork:

Of course, there are some thing to keep in mind.
Here are the regulations (brackets were added for clarification purposes):

  1. What we do is decorate pants, mostly jeans. Currently, there are five different designs that we use to decorate the pants [Our "Owl" design is a best-seller but feel free to try a creepier one!]. It is your choice which design you would like to have decorate your pants [OTHER IMITATION-BRAND Winkers just take your jeans and put whatever WEIRD designs they can think of! Amateurs!]. If you have a specific request for a design, please contact us to negotiate the request [Our professional team of Winklers will decide if it's Wink-able. NOTE: Mad Magazine "fold-ins" are copyright protected and often are too complicated to be placed on your butt]. Not all requests can be accommodated [We will not be permitted to be any offensive or otherwise inflammatory statements on your butt-cheeks].
  2. Jeans work the best for Winkers. Baggy jeans do not wink at all. Other types of pants might work well [no one with enough money to purchase corduroys has asked us yet, BUT we're willing to try!], but if the leg is too loose and hangs from the widest part of the buttocks, the pants will not wink [and nobody likes pants that don't wink!]. Taking all this into consideration men's pants will wink also [contrary to popular belief!]. Many slacks and overalls do not wink at all because they are too loose [what a shame!].

    When selecting a pair of pants to be decorated, select a pair that fit well and will show off your wink [*wink, wink]. Make sure they are clean [common problem].

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Monday, September 21, 2009

Life's Tough When You Love Chocolate But Hate Being Fat

Well, we have the solution- just inhale the chocolate!

It's Le Whif!

From the website:

Le Whif is a new way of eating chocolate - by breathing it! Imagine, chocolate without the calories. Be the first to try inhaled chocolate in one of three flavors: mint chocolate, raspberry chocolate, and plain chocolate.

Harvard professor David Edwards, lead inventor of Le Whif, says: "Over the centuries we've been eating smaller and smaller quantities at shorter and shorter intervals. It seemed to us that eating was tending toward breathing, so, with a mix of culinary art and aerosol science, we've helped move eating habits to their logical conclusion. We call it whiffing."
So if you think you're sticking to your diet by eating just one piece of chocolate, just remember, you're not. Instead, you should come to Comix for some laughs and eat one of our many awesome desserts.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Life's Tough for Cops...

This guy and his wife need to chillax next time this happens....

Let's all laugh about this at Comix!

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Life's like, um, Tough when ummm, like ummm....ummm...

This guy needs to take a second to prepare his next speech:

All of Buffalo needs, um like, a like um laugh at Comix!

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Life's Tough when you're a kid...

These kids are put to the ultimate test!

Going to Comix is like getting 3 MARSHMALLOWS!

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Monday, September 14, 2009

Life's Tough for This Mom/The Photo Editors at Crescer Magazine

This is an actual cover of an actual Brazilian magazine called Crescer. The photoshop folk there might have overdone it a bit, no?

From the always excellent Photoshop Disasters blog!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Life's Tough when you cannot get any respect nor eat beef burgers...

We have officially outsourced everything...

I paid a guy $6.78 an hour to laugh for me!

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Life's Tough when you just want to swing...

All these dudes thought this was a good idea...

They were wrong.

I think they should carry that guy to Comix!

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Life's Tough when you can't afford a good sex toy...

You'd think with a sweet ride like his, he could convince a plastic doll to love him...

This guy might need more than a laugh at Comix!

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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Life's Tough when you're not as effective as this guy...

This guy changed not only how I think about networking...but how I think about my LIFE!

I wish I had met this man in person so I could tell him to chillax at Comix.

Take it sleazy.

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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Life's Tough When You Have the Dubious Honor of Being the 1st YouTube Video

Who knew the revolution could be this....boring? Here we have the first ever YouTube video, which is 18 seconds long but feels like an eternity. Ladies and gentlemen, Jawed Karim.

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Life's Tough When You Can't Roll Over

Friday, September 4, 2009

Life's Tough for Mike Birbiglia!

Mike Birbiglia just got CHRIST'D!

See God's Pottery Book Release Show w/ Jeneane Garofalo!

Click here for deets!

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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Life's Tough for several of these cats...

Yes. We love cats.
But some of these cats need to take a break from serious time...

All these cats need a laugh at Comix!

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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Life's Tough When You're a Kitty Cat That Should Stay Out of That Living Room!!!!!