Thursday, December 31, 2009

Life's Tough when you can't keep "evidence" in a box...

Oh boy...

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Life's Tough for this candy company...

Life's Tough when you look back on products like this:


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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Life's Tough when your computer knows you too well...

Today's terrifying images come from a resource we use every day...


You have opened my eyes to a whole new world, Google.

Now let's have more laughs at Comix!

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Life's Tough when the writer's of your show are terrible...

Looks like everything is going to work out...OH GOD!


I need to laugh off the blanket of irony that has been cast upon me...AT COMIX!

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Life's Tough when you don't have a New Year's Kiss...

This is from College Humor.


Let's go to Comix for NYE!

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Life's Tough when you have parents like these...

Merry Christmas!


Did somebody say XBox 360?

This wasn't funny.

But the comedy at Comix is!

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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Life's Tough when you play football

I'll be sad when football is over this season...mostly because of scenes like this:

That guy needs a laugh at Comix!

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Life's Tough when WINTER arrives

It's that time of year...

The time of year that you remember when your grandparents bought you "Batman and Robin" on VHS for your respective holiday.

This is why that movie is awful:

He's a governor now. Of a state. For serious.

Let's get crunk at Comix and forget about the WINTERIZED world.

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Life's Tough when you're surrounded by pranksters...

I tried to get some food this morning, and read this note:

Ha. Ha. I need to eat, but I don't want to eat poop.

Come laugh this off at Comix!

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Life's Tough when annoying things come back as hit songs...

Our two favorite viral videos have been AUTOTUNED!!!

We all need to laugh until we forget this happened.

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Life's Tough When You Live Under a Cruel God...


What a world you have made...

We all need to laugh off this indifferent universe we live in.

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Life's Tough for Anyone Trying to Get a Quiet Subdued Interview from JB Smoove!

This interview that JB Smoove did with Jane Borden is so funny we decided to post our favorite parts of it here. Go to TONY to read the whole thing, and go here to buy tickets for the quickly selling out JB Smoove shows here.

We’re both from North Carolina. Do you still love barbecue?
Yeah, chopped barbecue on a hamburger bun. Hot barbecue. It makes you go “hooty-hoo!”

Hooty-hoo! All I’m sayin’ is, when you sink your teeth into it, you better be prepared for the consequences. There’s certain things you gotta expect. If you put raisins and prunes on a bun and you drink apple juice, you can expect diarrhea. That’s all I’m tryin’ to tell you. If you eat some Limburger cheese and a bunch of other cheeses as an appetizer at a party, you can expect constipation. Am I right, or am I wrong? That’s what life is all about: diarrhea and constipation. Constipation is putting up with some shit. Diarrhea is a release, a freedom.

So psychologically, at any point in life, one is either constipated or has diarrhea?
That’s how the world turns. Ask anybody.

What do you love about physical comedy?
I like to paint pictures onstage. People need visual stimuli sometimes. Have you ever heard of porno radio? No.

So are you comedy porn?
I’m comedy porn. That’s what I am. I believe in the presentation. I want to create a world. I am a comedy jambalaya. I’m the goddamn sausage; I’m the fucking tomatoes, the rice; I’m the corn.

You will give people diarrhea.
I don’t give a damn who you are. As a comedian, you always go for the diarrhea. I have already made somebody piss on themselves. I scratched that off my goal list. I made a lady piss on herself in Orlando, Florida, one night. She showed me her pants and said, “Look what you made me do, Mr. Comedian Man. I pissed on myself!” I have crossed that pee-pee threshold. Now it’s time to make somebody shit. I tell everybody when I get onstage, “You go to the bathroom before you go to the show.” I’m the ex-lax of comedy. I should put myself in a softgel capsule and sell myself over the counter.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Life's Tough If You Have to Look at the Keyboard to Type

I am going to be getting these and putting them on every keyboard in the Comix office.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Life's Tough for Star Wars Fans in Triumph's Path.

To get ready for the appearance of the one and only Triumph the Insult Comic Dog tomorrow night, we've dusted off our favorite Triumph clip ever. Sit back and enjoy watching Triumph go to town on these Star Wars fans.

Tomorrow night, Triumph appears along with Kristen Schaal, John Oliver, Caroline Rhea, Todd Barry, and MORE at Tell Your Friends! We'll Kick Cancer's Ass! Get your tickets now, they're selling out fast.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Life's Not Tough for Maria Bamford Fans

We love the Target commercials that Maria Bamford did, and here's our favorite one! Enjoy Santa Rap!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Life's Tough for All the Kids Who Witnessed This

They'll be thinking of Christmas a little differently from now on...

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Life's Tough for the Taiwanese When They're Trying to Get a Fresh Angle on a Huge News Story

This is a CGI re-enactment of Tiger Woods' accident, made by a news program in Taiwan. You have to really watch it to understand what I'm typing.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Life's Tough when you're hurt inside your own house...

Some people have too much spare time...

And if that made you feel sad...This will cheer you up!

Let's have some safe fun at Comix!

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