Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Life's Tough when you have families THIS AWKWARD...

A staff-member is going home to visit the family this weekend, and thanks to, even his family looks normal...

Here are a few families who are having a tough time:

The DICEMAN (and daughter)!

Did multiple families split a photo shoot the same way you would cab fare?

Or did everyone just stumble in here drunk and the scary man in front just didn't notice?

Every child's dream.

After all this awkwardness, we all need a laugh at Comix!

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Life's Tough when you're mistaken for a mattress

The Comix office is nearly this fun everyday...

Mattress Dominoes Record Attempt - Watch more Funny Videos

After this guy wakes up, he's gonna need a laugh at Comix!

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Monday, July 27, 2009

Life's Tough when you have so much on your mind...

I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this brilliant woman...

And that lesson is:
Stay in school.

After a speech like that, we all need a laugh (or at least to hear a coherent thought) at Comix!

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Life's Tough for Fox News Reporters...

Andrew WK answers a question using only the power of his face!

Be sure to note the look of inner-defeat on the host's face at the end...

Some people in the studio enjoyed this, but the host looks like he could use a laugh at COMIX!

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Life's Tough if you're a MANBABY!

For those of you who don't know, movies like Freaky Friday and Big are not real:
you can't merely switch bodies, and expect zany antics to ensue.

What actually happens was finally captured by master documentarian, Werner Herzog.
Here are a few screen shots from this film about what really happens when men and babies switch places: - Dad? - Dad? - Dad?

After this bit of creepiness, we all need a laugh at Comix!

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Life's Tough for Moon Landing Conspiracy Theorists...

After years of working to beat the Russians in the Space Race, it seems that all the conspiracy theorists are celebrating NASA's big anniversary like big fat meanies...

Luckily, Moon Pies stepped up and made a Moon Pie bigger than the Moon Pies in my dreams
(of Moon Pies)

The anniversary moon pie is 40 inches in diameter, six inches
high and weighs 55 pounds. That includes six pounds of chocolate
and 14 pounds of marshmallow.

The Associated Press said that any NASA visitor is welcome to a piece of the Moon Pie so long as they never went on record saying the Moon landing was faked. Joke's on you!

They'll certainly need a laugh at Comix after being bereft of so much Moon Pie!

NASA wins!


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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Life's Tough When You're Caught in a Major Flood!

Pay close attention...

Sometimes man's best friend is also the smarter friend...

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Life's Tough for the Third Estate...

It's Bastille Day, everyone!
That means it's time to reflect on how America's Revolution inspired fancy pants French one (Coincidentally "sans-culottes" is, in fact, the bourge-iest name for pants).
Here is exactly what happened:

A bunch of people were playing Tennis, and decided they wanted to play doubles. Unfortunately, the only people with spare time in France were prisoners. So, a bunch of people broke into a prison and released everybody, and then as a cover-up, chose to make a list of all the reasons why Tennis is better than the Monarchy.

It looked exactly like this:
"Viva la Wii Sports!"

- Plastic rakes were the first Tennis rackets

"French beards are the Cool-ottes!"

- Unfortunately, the prisoners were so lazy, they didn't leave the prison after it was stormed. This caused the Reign of Terror (which was actually a vaudeville variety show gone horribly awry).

And that's how we got the Statue of Liberty!

After this history lesson, we all need a laugh at Comix!

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Monday, July 13, 2009

Life's Tough for People Like Joe DeRosa

Joe DeRosa has very strong opinions...

His only problem is he can't stop them from coming out of his mouth!
See Joe with Rich Vos and Rachel Feinstein at Comix!
IndigNATION: Tuesday, July 14th @ 7:30 PM

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Life's Tough for aspiring dancers/evil clowns...


Now put your mask on:
scaring a child, I'm goin' wild,
Gonna hit my head on some stuff...
I see in my peripheral that I need some counsel
on where to get an MRI...

'Cause if you liked this song you're probably an idiot
And you probably just shoulda sat and listened to it,
instead of filming yourself in a creepy clown mask
this is the scariest thing I've seen since I watched "IT"
Ohohohhh, oooh ooh ooh, ooh oh oh, OWWW!

This girl definitely needs a laugh at Comix!
As does everyone who read this song parody...

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Life's Tough when you have so many places to be...

So, the real post should be titled, "Life's Tough When You're This Cute"

After watching this, we all need to stroll over to Comix and laugh our way back to reality!

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Monday, July 6, 2009

Life's Tough for Bulgarian Singers...

Many people celebrated the 4th with their favorite American pastimes:
mostly drinking beer and watching Youtube clips of foreigners paying tribute to this country in their own way.
This is my favorite tribute to an American artist:

After a long weekend of fireworks and Karaoke, we all need to hear something funny at Comix!

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Life's Tough for the sleepy

Rule #1 for this Fourth of July:
Don't fall asleep in a chair if your friends are awful people...

This guy is definitely going to need a laugh this weekend!

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Life's Tough for Mounties on Canada Day

Happy Canada Day Everybody!
Even though President Bill Pullman declared the 4th of July an international holiday on the same morning Randy Quaid saved humanity from alien enslavement, some countries still feel the need to express their allegiance to a human power separate from the United States (We own this rock!). Today Canada celebrates its unification with itself on the subtly titled "Canada Day."
And who has it the toughest on Canada Day? You guessed it:
The Mounties.

Just look at the crowd control work they have to do today!

I believe they are stopping a rowdy group of ants from celebrating too hard.

And the crazy doesn't stop there! They have to ride horses backwards! Here is proof:

Finally, this is a real auto-biography that shows the strife of the common Mountie:

Their lives are so rough, their biographies can only be published as pulp fiction/erotica.

I know a few Mounties that will need an extra hearty chuckle today at Comix!

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