Friday, October 30, 2009

Life's Tough for Sabrina, The Teenage Witch...

Jimmy Kimmel thinks he's SOOOOOO COOOL!

He is.

Also, this is what cats (even the non-magic kind) do while you're at work...

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Life's Tough for winter sports...

When last we spoke, I mentioned the 2012 Summer Olympics...
But what should we all do to train over the winter?

That's right: Ski

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Life's Tough when you're not aware...

Though the Olympics will be held in London in 2012,
there's one woman who should probably stay home.

Forget the 2012 prophecy, the world already ended for this woman.
They both need a laugh at Comix!

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Oh hi Andrew WK!

Is that our flyer you're holding? I think it is!

Captured by a member of our street team!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Life's Tough When You're Just Trying to Scare People for Halloween

Friday, October 23, 2009

Life's Tough if you're on Japanese TV...

This one's a classic:

The original Silent Library...

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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Life's Tough when you'e a cat...

Let's dance!

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Life's Tough when you're from Cleveland...

Via NYPost's "Weird but true"

There wasn't a thread of truth to it.

A Cleveland museum that for 20 years displayed a supposed lock of Amelia Earhart's hair has discovered by DNA analysis that it was just a pile of thread.

The International Women's Air and Space Museum said it obtained the clump from the Smithsonian, which got it from a man in Pennsylvania.

The entire city of Cleveland needs a laugh at Comix!

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Monday, October 19, 2009

Life's Tough for Movie Fans in New York City

The snarky folk that ride our fine trains here in NYC like to spoil movies and TV shows for everyone by writing things on the lovely posters advertising the aforementioned movies and TV shows. Here are a few of our favorites, and you should know... SPOILER ALERT!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Life's Tough for kids...

Unlike the Balloon Boy, these kids were actually hoping to get somewhere...

Unfortunately, someone wanted to make that harder...

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Life's Tough when you're a singer...

This guy has "it." Unfortunately, "It" does not help you dodge parachutes...

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Life's Tough when you're attractive...

This is the single most disturbing post so far...

Use discretion:

We all need a laugh at Comix!

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Life's Tough When You Don't Dress Slutty for Halloween

Ukulele girl, you'd be totally welcome at the Vampire-Werewolf Summit of 2009.


Monday, October 12, 2009

Life's Tough When You Are the MAD Magazine Movie Parody Title Writer....

Here are some of our favorite movie parodies that MAD Magazine has come up with for some of our most beloved movies.

Aladdin- A-Lad-Dim
American Pie- I'm Enterin' Pie
Basic Instinct- Basically, It Stinks
Batman Forever- Buttman Fershlugginer
Casablanca- Casabonkers
Crocodile Dundee- Crock O'dull Dummee
Edward Scissorhands- Deadwood Scissorham
A Fistful of Dollars- A Fistful of Lasagna
Gremlins 2: The New Batch- Grimlins PTU! The New Botch
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider- Lotta Crotch: Bazoom Raider
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- Harry Plodder and the Lamest of Sequels
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull- Inadiaper Jones and the Kingdom of the Creative Dry Spell
The Poseidon Adventure- The Poopsidedown Adventure
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut- Mouth Park: Piggish, Lamer & Uncouth
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Teen Rage Moolah Nitwit Turtles

Go read more of them here!

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Friday, October 9, 2009

Comix Gives Away Monty Python Reunion Tickets

Monty Python will be reuniting one last time to celebrate the troupe’s 40th Anniversary Thursday, October 15.

In celebration of this momentous occasion, Comix is proud to offer one lucky winner a pair of tickets to the incredible reunion event at the Ziegfeld Theater right here in New York City! The reunion will involve the complete troupe: John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin. In fact, the press release even states that Graham Chapman -- who died in 1989 -- will be in attendance. We’re not sure how that’s even possible, but we’re sure that this will be a once in a lifetime opportunity to see one of the greatest comedy troupe’s of all time - live!

Email the phrase “I WANT MONTY!” to COMIXMONTY@GMAIL.COM to enter for your chance to win. Winner will be announced at exactly 3pm on Tuesday, October 13, and will be contacted by email.

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Life's Tough for Anyone Who Has to Report Stories Like These

A Sioux City, Iowa, man walked out of his house to find a dead deer dressed in a clown suit and wig lying on his front porch.

Cops figured it was part of a Halloween prank, but insisted it was neither funny or acceptable.

Animal-control officers have disposed of the deer. Police said they were not opening an investigation.


The cabinet ministers of the Maldives are taking diving lessons so they'll be able to convene government meetings when their low-lying island-chain nation in the Indian Ocean sinks underwater.

Studies have shown that if the seas rise just seven inches, 80 percent of the country would disappear.


Gaza City's zoo is so poor that it had to paint two donkeys with stripes because it couldn't afford to smuggle a zebra past an Israeli blockade.

It may fool kids from a distance, but it does little to soothe them as they live under the blockade, put in place because of the Hamas-led government's pro-terror stance.


A Detroit man got two years in prison for stealing a woman's car after skipping out on the check -- on their first date.

Terrence McCoy dined with his date, then told her he left his wallet in her car. She gave him the keys -- and he drove off.

From NY Post's daily "Weird But True" column


Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Life's Tough for artists who also watch football...

This man is a genius:

After hearing his impeccable taste in color schemes, I'm ready for a laugh at Comix!

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Life's Tough when your Dad makes you do this...

Actually, this is mesmerizing:

Still, the kid will need a laugh at Comix once he realizes this is all over the internet!

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Monday, October 5, 2009

Life's Tough when you haven't passed 3rd grade Biology...

Someone needs to go back and learn basic taxonomy...

Family: Humanoid (?)
Genus: TV-salespersonous
Species: Dumbshitean

We all need a laugh at Comix!

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Friday, October 2, 2009

Life's tough for skateboarders...

It must be really tough being a skateboarder...

Mostly because if you want any mainstream success, you need to be really bad and then post it on the internet. Like this guy:

But this man has redefined the skateboarding fail with this awesome trick:

That first guy still needs a laugh at Comix!

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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Life's Tough for people with explosive bowels...

Via NY Post:

"Talk about an explosive bowel movement.

A woman is suing a Philadelphia company after she claimed its toilet blew up beneath her, causing severe back injuries.

Nikita Fulton said she was doing her business in a restroom when intense water pressure caused the bowl to burst and launched her into the ceiling."

After a day like that, this woman needs a laugh at Comix!

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