Special thanks (?) to Emily Gordon for discovering this:
Jurassic Park Erotic Fan Fiction
(Viewer Discretion advised. Seriously. If you enjoy the idea, look a the homepage...if you enjoy long descriptions of dinosaur mating, click the archives)
http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/archives.html
Oh no! People wish dinosaurs existed for much different reasons than I thought!
Here are a few of my favorite quotes:
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He was normally as patient as a stone and would spend hours, even days at a time rooted to the spot, silently waiting for his quarry to show up so that he could decorate his lion skull cabin with more lion skulls"
"Even through his dislocated muscle, she could feel the bulge! She grinned, as all velociraptors are pretty much forced to do because of their bone structure, and with one deft flick of her curved toe claw she tore through the lining of his pants"
WOW.
Labels: Comix, Dinosaurs, Erotica, fiction, funny, Jurassic, Park
